Thoughts of Newman

Well I now know what “red neck” means…

My mom told me that I stink and it is time for a bath. I actually like my baths. So I walked in the bathroom because that is where I get my baths.

Where is the bath tub?!?!?!

Now here is the part where “red neck” comes into play!

I looked at my mom and said “are you kidding me”! I guess not.

At least the water was nice and warm and the shampoo she used had a wonderful aroma!

Well look at me now, no one can say I stink now. (Look at my brother laughing at me in the background) 😢

Now I am drying by the fire…. ❤️